2008's First Christmas Joke

2008's First
Christmas Joke  

Three men died on
Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy
season" Saint Peter said,  "You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to
get into heaven."

The first man fumbled
through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he
said.

"You may pass through the pearly
gates" Saint Peter said.

The second
man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, "They're
bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass
through the pearly gates".

The third man
started searching desperately through his
pockets and  finally pulled out a pair of
women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the
man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"


The
man replied, "These are Carols."


And So
The Christmas Season
Begins......